Episode 7.

19th day. Seventh state: Kansas. Tuesday 22nd April.

I know, it's almost been a week. And so much has happened. And I have to wake up early tomorrow, so I should probably try and keep this as short as possible.

Since New Mexico where we had the Irwin Reunion ((which was pretty fun. Just more holding babies and chasing little four year olds and talking to people waaay older than me..)) we've arrived in Wichita, KS-the place of my birth. So I've finally been able to be around teenagers again! Yay!! It's been really good to see my friends again.

But of course they're in school, so during the day I've been with the rent's, running around doing random errands and seeing more people that I don't know/remember. Like today, we went to lunch with a whole bunch of rich people. A three course meal. Yeah. I was staring at the way she set the table and was trying to figure out the way that you use the utensils. In-out I think. Which really doesn't make any sense to me, because let's say you were setting out ten different sets of utensils ((which probably doesn't happen, but bear with me)). You'd have to keep reaching outwards to get your new fork. I think it would look better if it went out-in. But that's just my poor person's opinion.

Why do we even need more than one fork?! I could use a fork and knife for probably anything besides soup. Yes, I can even eat ice cream with a fork. Talent, I know.

Anyways, so I'm going to a catholic school tomorrow with my friends, Mike and Teresa. Should be interesting. =). And I'm staying with my friend Nicole. I tell you all their names cuz I expect you to be nice to them when they all come visit and invade our country.

They asked if we have gays or vegetarians in NZ. I said we shoot them. Truth, right? Haha. If only they knew what we did to vegans.. =).